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Bikers Creed
1. Respect the person who has seen the dark side of motorcycling and lived!2. Catching a June bug on your face @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary.
3. Saddlebags will not hold everything you want, but they will hold everything you need.
4. Wear boots, you can't kick things with tennis shoes.
5. Never argue with a pissed off biker.
6. Routine maintenance cannot be neglected.
7. It takes more love to share a saddle, than it does to share a bed.
8. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
9. Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
10. A two lane blacktop isn't a highway, its an attitude.
11. Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
12. If it takes more than three bolts to hold it on, it's probably critical.
13. Remember, you will be judged not only by the horse you ride, but also by how you ride your horse.
14. Don't ride so late into the night, that you sleep through the sunrise.
15. Burgers and beer are as important as gasoline.
16. The number of kicks it takes to start your bike is directly proportional to the number of spectators.
17. Never ask your bike to scream before her throat is good and warm.
18. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think straight.
19. If you want to have a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
20. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
21. Never hesitate to ride into unknown territory.
22. Never mistake horsepower for staying power.
23. I'd rather have experience and good reflexes, than luck.
24. A cold burger in tinfoil can be reheated by strapping it to an exhaust pipe for fifty miles.
25. Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
26. If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
27. A bike on the road is worth two in the shop.
28. There are two kinds of bikers, those who've been down, and those who are goin down.
29. New riders pick a destination, old riders pick a direction.
30. Respect your fellow riders, it may be one of them doing CPR on you someday.
31. Getting lost, just means you get to ride farther.
32. Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
33. Always back your bike to the curb and sit where you can see it.
34. Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
35. Whatever it is, its better in the wind.
36. The worst day on a bike, is still better than the best day in a cage.
37. A biker can smell a party 50 miles away.
38. Take care of your horse, and it will take care of you.
39. If I have to explain, you won't understand.
40. People are like motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
41. More races are lost in the tavern than on the track.
42. Never loan your bike to a stranger.
43. The best alarm clock, is a big V-Twin..
44. Remember to pay as much attention to your woman as you do your bike.
45. The best cure for a hangover, is sunshine on chrome.